Waj
A lifestyle dossier on a man who is allegedly broke, definitely not enrolled anywhere, and somehow always one essential tee away from financial ruin. We pulled the receipts.
- $0.00
- 1 tee
- Pending
The student discount he can't quit
Spotify Premium Student
Status: Not a student. Has told you this. Repeatedly. Also currently enrolled in the student discount tier, because the alternative is paying full price, and full price is for people with money.
$38 of Eid money, fully invested
- SP Consulting$38.00
- Literally anything else$0.00
A wardrobe funded by money he doesn't have
Where the receipts are longer than the Eid fund. Every fit is one essential tee away from completing the look that he has, in fact, completed eleven times.
Chicago to Dubai for under $800
$800
$2,300+
You are $1,500 short. Nonstop ORD to DXB in July for this? With your mother? The airline laughed.
Yoke Squad programming, logged religiously
The Poke Pro negotiation
Final tally: Waj is going to Dubai on $800, paying $0.00 for everything, and looking incredible in a tee he bought with money he swears he doesn't have. We wish him nothing but the best.